Hastert: Addicted To Foreign Oil...
Friday, April 28 2006 @ 01:33 AM EDT
Contributed by: Monkeyfister





Denny Hastert Wheezes His Obscenely Fat-Ass Over To His Petrol-Powered Smog Machine, After A “Way Too Clean” Ride In A Hydrogen-Powered SUV Following Another Foolish Photo-Op.



House Speaker Dennis Hastert of Ill., center, gets out of a Hydrogen Alternative Fueled automobile, left, as he prepares to board his SUV, which uses gasoline, after holding a new conference at a local gas station in Washington, Thursday, April 27, 2006 to discuss the recent rise in gas prices. Hastert and other members of Congress drove off in the Hydrogen-Fueled cars only to switch to their official cars to drive back the few block back to the U.S. Capitol. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

Oh. It looks like my caption differs from the official version some... Nothing a bit more Ham Gravy won't fix. Hastert... You're a fucking PUTZ.